- In an ungreased 8x8-inch baking pan, whisk together flour, sugar, cocoa powder, baking soda, and salt until no lumps remain.
2. Make Three Wells
- Create three small wells in the dry mix:
- Pour oil into one
- Pour vinegar into another
- Pour vanilla into the third
3. Add Water & Mix
- Pour cold water over everything.
- Stir with a fork or whisk until smooth (about 1 minute). Batter will be thin—this is normal!
4. Bake to Perfection
- Bake at 350°F (175°C) for 30–35 minutes, until a toothpick comes out clean.
- Cool completely before slicing (it firms up as it cools).
Serving Suggestions
- ☕ Classic: Dust with powdered sugar or cocoa
- 🍦 Decadent: Serve warm with vanilla ice cream
- 🍯 Fancy twist: Drizzle with chocolate glaze or peanut butter sauce
- 🥄 Breakfast? Why not—with a dollop of yogurt!
Make-Ahead & Storage Tips
- Room temperature: Keeps covered up to 4 days.
- Fridge: Up to 1 week—stays moist!
- Freeze: Wrap slices tightly; freeze up to 2 months.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Gluten-free?
A: Yes! Use a 1:1 GF flour blend (like Bob’s Red Mill).
A: Yes! Use a 1:1 GF flour blend (like Bob’s Red Mill).
Q: Can I make cupcakes?
A: Yes! Fill liners ⅔ full; bake 18–22 minutes.
A: Yes! Fill liners ⅔ full; bake 18–22 minutes.
Q: Why no eggs or butter?
A: Oil provides moisture; vinegar + baking soda create lift—no dairy needed!
A: Oil provides moisture; vinegar + baking soda create lift—no dairy needed!
Q: Too dense?
A: Ensure baking soda is fresh—and don’t overmix!
A: Ensure baking soda is fresh—and don’t overmix!
❤️ The Heart of the Cake
Crazy Cake isn’t just a recipe—it’s a testament to resilience and simplicity. Born from scarcity, it delivers abundance in every bite. It’s what you bake when you need joy fast, resources are low, or you just want to prove that good things come from humble beginnings.
So whisk it up, pour it in, and bake with confidence. Because the best cakes aren’t complicated—they’re chocolatey, quick, and made with love.
“Good cake doesn’t need eggs—it just needs cocoa, vinegar, and someone hungry.” 🎂✨
